You've googled "why is my CPM so high" at 11pm. You've screenshotted a competitor's ad and sent it to the group chat captioned "wait is this what we should be doing."
You've got three different course logins, a spreadsheet named "final_v2_ACTUAL," and a marketing plan that lives entirely in your head at 2am.
Let's be so real. You don't need another coaching container. You need someone to sit in the mess with you for one day, map the whole chaotic thang out, and hand you a plan you can actually run with, one that will actually, finally get you moving forward again.
the clock starts the second we hop on the call. 24 hours later, you're not spiralling anymore, you're doing.
how it works
what happens in your 24 hours
01
you dump the mess on me
2 hours, no judgment. Bring the messy ad account, the "I have no idea what's working" spreadsheet, the plan you've rewritten six times. We find the one thing that's actually costing you money.
02
I go feral on your ecosystem
While you go back to your life, I'm mapping the whole thing, ads, funnel, offer, the works, and finding exactly where it's leaking cash.
03
you get a plan, not a pep talk
No vague "post more reels" energy. A specific, sequenced list of what to do, in order, starting today.
04
i'm one text away, all day
Full-day WhatsApp access while you implement. Stuck? Confused? Panicking slightly? Send it through, I'm not going anywhere.
omg yes this is me if
You're making decent money but have genuinely no idea why some months pop off and others flop
You've got 14 marketing tabs open and a to-do list that's just vibes at this point
You want one smart outside brain on this today, not a 6 month program you'll half-finish
You're actually ready to do the thing, not just collect another PDF you'll never open
not your season if
You're pre-revenue and still figuring out if the offer even works
You want someone to just run your ads for you long-term, not map a plan
Life's chaotic right now and implementing anything feels like a stretch
You're really just looking for someone to tell you you're doing great
the investment
$899
One 2 hour brain-dump call, a full ecosystem map, your exact next moves in order, and a full day of me in your pocket via WhatsApp while you actually do it.
not sure yet if it's the right fit? send me an email with a bit about you and what's happening in your business right now, and we'll figure out together if this is it.
questions
before you book
A clear map of your marketing ecosystem, a strategy to actually solve the one problem we identify as the priority, and a specific, sequenced action plan you can start on same day. Basically the strategy session you've been meaning to book with yourself for eight months. No 40-page deck you'll never open, ever, we both know it.
For the rest of the day after our call, you message me directly the second something trips you up. It's not open-ended forever support, it's there so a small blocker doesn't turn into "I'll deal with this next month."
Totally normal, that's what Done With Me and Done For Me are for. The Intensive is built to nail one clear problem hard. If it turns out you need me around longer, we'll talk about what that looks like after.
I'll send a short intake form once you book so I come in already across your account and your goals. That's how two hours turns into an actual plan instead of just a vibe check.
ready to stop guessing?
One day. One problem, sorted. Let's go find what's actually working.